My Life Story
Just the Gist.
This is a heavily redacted version of my life story, focusing on some pertinent milestones and experiences. Rest assured, i'm not (quite) as boring as it appears. I hope it affords you a useful quick reference to my life and the shaping of my character.
Childhood
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Normal Childhood: Unremarkable... Nothing Fancy.
Born 8:18am on 16th November 1985: Kettering Hospital, Northamptonshire, England.
- x2 Brothers 6 & 8 years older. Both much smarter than me.
- Teacher for a Dad. Stand up chap. Respect!
- Stay at home Mum. Who ultimately became a Nurse.
- Kind and loving family. Parents divorced when I was 11. That hurt.
Barton Seagrave Primary School: In my local village. Pleasant memories.
- Sam Palmer was my best friend. Moon-Boots & Farmers Fields.
- I was good at Football back then. Team Captain in year 6.
- Joe Devlin was the Council Estate cool kid. His Dad went to prison.
- Roller Hockey with rough kid Shane. He went mental in our teens.
Bishop Stopford Secondary School: Christian "Bible Bashers". Great memories.
- Thought I was cool. Boyce, Johnny, Rosie, Jake, Wazza, Zetta.
- Feel in love with Sophie. Still am...
- A Levels in Politics, Economics, Business & ICT.
- Dope & Pills. Hard House / Drum & Bass raves - Keep it Schtum!
Young Adult
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Youthful Discovery: India - you are part of me, London for Uni, Climbing for life.
A Trip to the Indian Himalayas: The Allure of High Mountains.
- A solo adventure in Northern India, age 18.
- Delhi, Kashmir, Ladakh, Amritsar, and Ladakh again.
- Spiritual awakening and self-discovery.
- Big mountains, big feelings. Awe and wonder.
Queen Mary University of London: Politics BA 2:1.
- First year living in Mile End, Albert House Halls.
- Second & third year living in Hackney. Gynn Road. Murder Mile.
- Lived with Stuart, Bobby & Matt. Toby Dodge my inspirational tutor.
- Theories of the self, Middle East, Philosophy - Nietzsche.
Discovered Climbing: Life long passion for adventure climbing.
- North Wales Trad. The Hut. Cenotaph Corner. Dream of White Horses.
- Lake District. Ambleside. The Climbers Shop.
- Scottish Winter. New Years Eve. Ben Nevis. Perfect Days.
- Jamie, Nicky, Pavin, Dan. Passion & Fellowship.
Early Career
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Structured Cabling to Project Management: Funding climbing trips.
Structured Cabling: School friend Tom Skipper's ITS Networks. TY!
- Cabled Cat6a Nottingham University Bio Chemistry.
- Cabled Advanced Manufacturing Facility, Coventry.
- Cabled Birmingham Library.
- Cabled St Georges Park, Football Association.
Site & Project Management: Dimension Data. Thanks to Paul Charles.
- Audits, Cabling, Rack & Stack: Airbus & Airbus Military, Bristol.
- Rack & Stack & Config: Military Data Centre, RAF Brize Norton.
- PM Network Build: Rolls Royce CDS Data Systems, Birmingham.
- PM & Rack & Stack & Config: W12 Westfield Shopping Centre, London.
Death & Majesty
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Lost & Found: Mental demise and maturity.
Extreme Pain: Johnny commits suicide.
- My best friend jumps in front of a train. It's complicated.
- An impossible situation. I should have stayed away. It's complicated.
- I hurt people I love for which i'm forever sorry. But... It's complicated.
- I learn valuable life lessons and loose my mind.
Solace in India Again: I turn 30, lost in Ladakh and found Val.
- A travel to India and meet Val & Alex along the way.
- A wonderful day on Pangong Lake - Katsu & Val.
- Business Class to Delhi - Vibes.
- Living it up in Bombay. Time of my life.
Mountaineering / Trekking in Nepal: Everest Basecamp & Annapurna Trail.
- Heady days in Katmandu. Stick thin.
- Everest Basecamp. 2 days back from Basecamp. Extreme exhaustion.
- Big feeding in Kathmandu & Pokhara.
- Annapurna Trail.
Adult Maturity
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Professional Rise: Life comes together, briefly.
Data Centre Program Management & Network Engineer: Excel IT - Redstone - Onnec.
- Vodaphone Data Centre Cisco ACI Build & Base Config, Watford.
- NTT Data Centre Build, Hemal Hempstead.
- MK Shopping Centre Cisco Meraki, Milton Kyenes.
- Bespoke High Net Worth Client Installations, Tony & Guy, Cotswolds.
Barrister Gig during Study: Hilarious months at a Coffee Shop. Wild World.
- Perfect flat whites. Outrageous characters. Surprisingly Fun!
- Acquired Certifications & initial DevOps knowledge. Focused study.
- Flown out to San Francisco to interview with Verkada. Blew it!
- Applied for WeWork during Hyper-growth. Smashed it!
Professional Take Off
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Dreams come true & Exceptional Talent: Do what you love!
Network Engineer - Mission Control: WeWork.
- John Porter hires me into the WeWork Mission Control Team.
- 48 billion dollar valuation. 1000's of sites. Hyper-growth.
- Flown out to San Francisco to visit Sales Force Tower HQ.
- Matt Brown is wonderful. Thank you. Miss you.
Network Architect - Global: WeWork.
- Promoted to Network Architect. Chad, Neil, Brandon. Much Love.
- Juniper Mist DevOps. Learning in Production.
- Nautobot & Netbox & IPFabric. Network Automation.
- Trips to Cisco Live Vegas, Splunk Conf, Juniper AI & NYC HQ.
Professional Pain
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Life Travails: Redundancy & Rebirth - consciously. Stronger now.
WeWork Redundancy & James (Rosie) Dies: Rosie was my last remaining close friend.
- Made redundant from WeWork. I survived 5 rounds so can't complain.
- My last remaining close friend dies of heart failure.
- Mature enough to cope and celebrate the good times. All is well.
- I read a lot of books. I climb a lot. I'm happy. I'm mentally strong.
Network Architect: Lloret Control Systems.
- Hired as a Network Architect. I take a punt on a small company.
- I knew immediately It's not the right fit. I quit once I've done a year.
- I learn a lot about myself. I learn a lot about business silliness.
- I'm happy. I'm mentally strong. I will do what I love.
Summer Break: Reflection & Climbing.
- I read lots of books. I climb lots.
- I prepare to the next era of my professional life.
- I consider a pivot to Technical Management...?
- I'm ready to add extreme value to a company. I'm refreshed.
Do What You Love
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Future Aspirations: I have lots to accomplish. I'm ready now.
My Initiatives: The things I want to get done.
- Climb V10 & run a 40min 10k at 40 years old. Tick Tock.
- Leadership in Network Automation.
- Present to a huge audience... to rapturous applause.
- Move to the USA or India. No rush.
Always Do What You Love...
🧑🏼💻 Network Automation for Work.
🧬 Evolutionary Psychology for Life.
🧗♂️ Climbing & Mountains for Ever.
👣 Be Good & be Gone.